Mile High Top Sites ®™

An older couple had a son, who was still living with them. The parents were a little worried, as the son was still unable to decide about his career path, so they decided to do a small test.

They took a ten-dollar bill, a Bible, and a bottle of whiskey, and put them on the front hall table. Then they hid, hoping he would think they weren’t at home.

The father told the mother, “If he takes the money, he will be a businessman; if he takes the Bible, he will be a priest; but if he takes the bottle of whiskey, I’m afraid our son will be a drunkard.”

So the parents took their place in the nearby closet and waited nervously, peeping through the keyhole they saw their son arrive home.

He saw the note they had left, saying they’d be home later. Then, he took the 10-dollar bill, looked at it against the light, and slid it in his pocket. After that, he took the Bible, flicked through it, and took it also. Finally, he grabbed the bottle, opened it, and took an appreciative whiff to be assured of the quality, then he left for his room carrying all the three items.

The father slapped his forehead, and said, “…It’s even worse than I ever imagined…”

“What do you mean?” his wife inquired.

“He’s gonna be a politician.” the father replied.

So this isn’t Home Sweet Home … Adjust!

Ring bell for maid service. If no answer, do it yourself!

I clean house every other day. Today is the other day.

If you write in the dust, please don’t date it!

I would cook dinner but I can’t find the can opener!

A clean kitchen is the sign of a wasted life.

My house was clean last week, too bad you missed it!

I came, I saw, I decided to order take out.

If you don’t like my standards of cooking …lower your standards.

Although you’ll find our house a mess, Come in, sit down, clean my home.

It doesn’t always look like this: Some days it’s even worse.

A messy kitchen is a happy kitchen, and this kitchen is delirious.

Countless number of people have eaten in this kitchen and gone on to lead normal lives.

My next house will have no kitchen … just vending machines.

I’d live life in the fast lane, but I am married to a speed bump.

Mother does not live here any more, clean up your own mess.

Summer is here got things to do online with my social network, eat sleep, be happy online with a kitchen full of kids to clean….Smile some loves you online! — I will stumble this joke for you kids!!! …he!!..ha!!

Martha Stewart doesn’t live here!!