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We just want to thank all those who have been writing “Thumbs Up!” and reviewing our jokes.

It’s our goal to make people laugh all over the world.

If you have not written a “Thumbs Up!” review of our jokes you will find the link under “Social Network” to “Stumble” our jokes or what ever you like.

Just taking some time and telling the world how much you enjoyed a good joke and telling other’s is really fun.

Therefore, keep passing along the good word about our jokes. We care to provide clean jokes to make you laugh!

Can you write jokes?

Let us know and well send worldwide on our website for everyone to read your jokes. If we like your jokes and there really good, we will post them on our site. You get the credit and the copyright is yours. All you have to do is register to comment, then comment on our page tell us what makes a really good joke. Write up a storm!!!

Right now we have my self “TheEdge”, “Humor4TheSoul”, “Ms. Pickles” and “MassiveMovies” wrtting jokes of our website.

Could you be next? It could happen! 

PS: If you can’t write jokes, that’s o.k tell us what made you laugh, and wtite a review on our site or StumbleUpon.com.

We apperciate all the ”Thumbs Up!”

“TheEdge”

FINE
This is the word women use to end an argument when they feel they are right and you need to shut up. Never use “fine” to describe how a woman looks - this will cause you to have one of those arguments.

FIVE MINUTES
This is half an hour. It is equivalent to the five minutes that your football game is going to last before you take out the trash, so it’s an even trade.

NOTHING
This means “something,” and you should be on your toes. “Nothing” is usually used to describe the feeling a woman has of wanting to turn you inside out, upside down, and backwards. “Nothing” usually signifies an argument that will last “Five Minutes” and end with “Fine”

GO AHEAD (With Raised Eyebrows!)
This is a dare. One that will result in a woman getting upset over “Nothing” and will end with the word “Fine”

GO AHEAD (Normal Eyebrows)
This means “I give up” or “do what you want because I don’t care” You will get a “Raised Eyebrow Go Ahead” in just a few minutes, followed by “Nothing” and “Fine” and she will talk to you in about “Five Minutes” when she cools off.

LOUD SIGH
This is not actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A “Loud Sigh” means she thinks you are an idiot at that moment, and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you over “Nothing”

SOFT SIGH
Again, not a word, but a non-verbal statement. “Soft Sighs” mean that she is content. Your best bet is to not move or breathe, and she will stay content.

THAT’S OKAY
This is one of the most dangerous statements that a woman can make to a man. “That’s Okay” means that she wants to think long and hard before paying you back for whatever it is that you have done. “That’s Okay” is often used with the word “Fine” and in conjunction with a “Raised Eyebrow.”

GO AHEAD!
At some point in the near future, you are going to be in some mighty big trouble.

PLEASE DO
This is not a statement, it is an offer. A woman is giving you the chance to come up with whatever excuse or reason you have for doing whatever it is that you have done. You have a fair chance with the truth, so be careful and you shouldn’t get a “That’s Okay”

THANKS
A woman is thanking you. Do not faint. Just say you’re welcome.

THANKS A LOT
This is much different from “Thanks.” A woman will say, “Thanks A Lot” when she is really ticked off at you. It signifies that you have offended her in some callous way, and will be followed by the “Loud Sigh.” Be careful not to ask what is wrong after the “Loud Sigh,” as she will only tell you “Nothing”