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Mile High Joke Of The Day: “Supermarket”
Filed under: 5280 Denver News, Mile High Joke Of The Day; Tagged as: Clean Jokes, Funny Jokes, jokes, Life Jokes, Mile High Joke Of The DayNo CommentsA new supermarket opened near my house. It has an automatic water mister to keep the produce fresh.
Just before it goes on, you hear the sound of distant thunder and the smell offresh rain.
When you approach the milk cases, you hear cows mooing and experience the scent of fresh hay.
When you approach the egg case, you hear hens cluck andcackle, and the air is filled with the pleasing aroma ofbacon and eggs frying.
The veggie department features the smell of fresh buttered corn.
I don’t buy toilet paper there any more.
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