Mile High Joke Of The Day: “What Does Your Sign Say?”

Aug
27

Mile High Joke Of The Day: “What Does Your Sign Say?”

Filed under: 5280 Denver News, Mile High Joke Of The Day; Tagged as: Clean Jokes, Funny Jokes, General Jokes, Mexican Jokes, Mile High Joke Of The Day
Carlos panhandles just as long as Jose but only collects 2 to 3 dollars every day.

Jose brings home a suitcase FULL of $10 bills, drives a Mercedes, lives in a mortgage free house and has a lot of money to spend.

Carlos says to Jose, “I work just as long and hard as you do but how do you bring home a suitcase full of $10 bills every day?”.

Jose says, …. “Look at your sign, what does it say?”

Carlos’ sign reads, “I have no work, a wife and 6 kids to support.”

Jose says, “No wonder you only get $2-3 dollars.”

Carlos says, “So what does your sign say?”

Jose shows Carlos his sign……

It reads, “I only need another $10.00 to move back to Mexico….”

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