Young children in Colorado were learning the effects about how thunder and lighting work. The science teacher explains that the month of June is more active than any other month usually for Colorado. “We have many thunder storms in Colorado in the month of June” says the science teacher.

Science teacher continues to say, “When electrical charge builds up in a thunderstorm then the lightning is formed. These electrically charged particles emits bright light and the electrical current heats up the air into a plasma mass which produces the acoustic shocks which we can hear as the roaring of the thunder.”

Children grasp their parents as lighting in background and then thunder shakes the ground. The science teacher say, “Kids we better get in ‘When you hear thunder run into shelter for safety”.

All the kids go into the recreational center. ‘We better call it day. Now kids,’ says the science teacher, “I want you to go home and ask some questions about thunder and lighting from your Grandparents.”

So all the kids agree to ask their Grandparents about lightning and thunder.

So Ashley runs home and asks her Grandfather, “What makes thunder and lightning?”. Grandpa Force says, “God is bowling and when he makes a strike, you see lightning and thunder!”

Little Ashley, says, ”Wow really, Grandpa?”

Grandfather Force says, “Yes! I fact I know God bowled a 300 game last night. I head it thunder 300 times!”

Ashley is all excited about learning about thunder and lighting and wants to go bowling. However, Grandmother Force, says “Oh, dear you can’t trust Grandpa. Honey, every one know when God is taking pictures when it’s thundering and lighting.”

Little Ashley, says, ”Wow really, Grandma?”

Grandma Force says, “Sure when you lighting you flash don’t you?.” Little Ashley says, “Yes, Grandma!”. Grandma Force further explains, “You see dear he just wants to take a picture of all the little kids on earth because they are precious to God.”

Ashley says, “Wow, I want to be a photographer!”

Now by this time Great Grandmother Force comes in the room and says, “No! No! You have it all wrong. We all know that God is opening up the heavens when it thunders and lightings. Yes, God wants us to see the heavens!!”

Little Ashley, says, ”Wow really, Great Grandma?”

Ashley says, “Wow, Great Grandma! Have you seen heaven?” Great Grandma Force says, “Yes I have dear it’s all made of Gold. When lighting strikes all around God opens up the heavens for all to see. Dear, you really can’t see anything dear because of all the flashing lighting of silver. You know God is very rich!”

Ashley say, “I want to be rich with God!”

The next day at the recreational center the science teacher asked little Ashley, “What did you learn about lighting and thunder from your Grandparents?”

Ashley said, “My Grandfather told me God is bowling. My Grandmother told me God is taking pictures and my Great Grandmother told me God is opening up the heavens for everyone to see him.”

The science teacher looked confused about this and said, “What do you believe?”

Well, little Ashley said, “Well I think my Grandpa loves bowling. Grandma loves to take pictures of our family and Great Grandma wonders if she going to go heaven soon. If you ask me I think they are ‘all off their rocker’. Everyone knows that thunder and lighting comes from their science teacher!”

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